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ACCORDING TO OUR DOCTORS, SURGEONS, EVEN READERS' DIGEST MAGAZINE.

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Laughter IS the best medicine...

FEELING SICK OR DOWN?
JUST TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE!
LAUGH AND MAKE ALL
YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY!

And now to help you, is "Email Wit and Humor" -
a huge collection (over 10 Years) of jokes, wit and humor...


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Hi James,

"How did you find some of these. Hysterical. I'm about one-third of the way through your joke book and I am having a difficult time controlling my hysterical laughter and the pain in my side from laughing so much. It's well worth the price. Keep us laughing - more please!!!!!"
-- Tomas R.

 

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EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR
instead of getting free jokes off of the internet.

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The delivery of your ebook is automatic and immediate. Free online joke sites are famous for viruses and spyware. We don't send you anything except what you ordered and free products that accompany your purchase including MONEY, POWER, AND SEX, and The 11-Minute Speed Reading Program,  so you can switch to this in case your boss walks into your office.
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You'll find that most joke sites cut and paste the same old jokes and leave the errors in until they aren't funny and you feel weird about reading something that isn't even spelled right. Our jokes are great. EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR starts out funny and gets funnier the more you read.
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EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has been professionally created by major artists and editors, and is easy to read. It's been made in a special protected ebook format that is made especially for ebook readers.
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The Free Joke lists will publish almost anything to meet their deadlines. Think about that, when you must meet deadlines daily, often you'll find trash, insults and prejudice and call them jokes. We never do that to you..

EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has over1,000 PAGES of  political, Microsoft, men/women, religion, children's and other jokes. Jokes you can be proud to tell your friends when they feel down. Yes, laughter is great medicine. And we give you lots of pharmaceutical quality jokes to help cure any situation or illness.
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We've added great color, graphics, sound (oh yes) , clip art and animations to make the jokes livelier and funnier, even audio files for more entertainment. You'll find our jokes and our layout as something you'll be proud to give your friends as a gift.
Although EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is generally meant for an adult audience, it will not be considered offensive to be read by teenagers, even children. You won't find anything, gross, disgusting, racist, sexist or demeaning to anyone, except blondes. And those are hysterical!

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Online joke lists are put together by people you don't know, with lots of advertising, and spyware pop-up ads and annoying banners. They also, often, place photos for an online porn site on the same computer. Your email address is being sent to thousands of porn sites. And your Is that what you want your email address to be exposed to? How about you family if they get on your computer.

Every joke and story in EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has been received by James Siew, 10 year online joke collecting expert, and now publisher. He's filtered out the offensive and un-funny stuff and given you jokes to make you smile, laugh, and entertain others.
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Joke lists only deliver... jokes
(and usually not good ones either - and generally make you wait agonisingly foreach joke to  load up!)
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR       gives you:

Hysterical Jokes, Words of Inspiration, Words of Wisdom, Joke Contest Result, and a lot more. JOKES that you can read any time you want to over and over and share with friends.
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With EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR, you can read a few jokes every day, or spend several hours reading from start to finish. You can carry them around in your laptop. You can read a new joke a day (twice on Sunday and holidays)…AND STILL NOT FINISH THEM ALL IN A WHOLE YEAR!!!

And the BEST reason for buying
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR
instead of getting free jokes from the 'net.

It's the perfect gift, with over $100 worth of bonus books and savings,  --- and a perfect gift for all your friends, for only -

                     $14.95 - Part I. 

EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is the perfect gift for friends, co-workers, old girlfriends, dumped boyfriends, those in your family, the garbage man for his night with beer and chatting, your famous book group members, and or anyone you know who needs the medicine of laughter.

Buy several copies and give them away. You'll become their hero (and I'm not just joking).
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And if you don't think those are the 10 top reasons to buy
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR, then check this out:

All of your tree-hugging friends will respect you!
EARTH FIRST - JOKES SECOND!

EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is an environmentally friendly digital version of a print book that save the lives of thousands of innocent trees otherwise condemned to the torture of murder, liquidation, and being sulphite invaded to make printing paper that will become a book, be read once and thrown out.

EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is a download that will last a lifetime in your system. And if you lose the file, write to james@emailwitandhumor.com with your confirmation number, and he'll send you the download information again.
SAVE A TREE'S LIFE!

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  • Read it on your computer whenever you want
  • Adjust the type to match your reading needs.
  • No waiting -- Instant Satisfaction
  • Immediate download so:
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  • No Trips to the Bookstore
  • No trees are harmed

But, if you prefer to read the jokes while on the john, print a copy for yourself. The heck with saving the tree.

 

 

 

 

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With EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR
you'll have your own Comedy Show.
You'll laugh your head off... Guaranteed*
And you don't have to wait and wait for a slow dial-up connection to load one joke after another.

*Disclaimer: Note EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR isn't responsible for any medical or legal costs, nor any other costs, whatsoever, that may result from actually laughing your head off. Also, please be aware that laughing your head off solely for the purpose of disguising your identity is considered a terrorist act, which is in violation of the US Patriot Act and will subject you to investigation by the Department of Homeland Security, sequestering you in Guantanamo Bay by the CIA as a terrorist, and feeding you old rice and cockroaches. If you feel that you might laugh your head off, please contact james@emailwitandhumor.com to send you a small bottle of surgical superglue to glue the darn thing back on and protect your freedom.

"If you don't laugh when you read
EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR then other people
are busy examining your last will and testament."

It's Impolite to Brag…but...

SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN MAGAZINE
SCIENCE NEWS January 18, 2006

Laughter Proves Good Medicine for Heart

Lacking a sense of humor might not just be bad for your social life, it might also be harming your cardiovascular health. A new study shows that laughter actually increases blood flow in the body, proving right the old adage that laughter is the best medicine, at least when it comes to the heart. Cardiologist Michael Miller and colleagues at the University of Maryland tested blood flow in 20 healthy men and women after they watched 15-to-30-minute clips of the comedy movies Kingpin and There’s Something About Mary and a stressful film, the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan. The researchers measured blood flow both before each viewing and one minute after it ended.

"We wanted to see whether laughter induced a vascular response,"
Miller explains.

Prior research inspired the team to conduct the experiment. A series of questionnaires administered to sufferers of coronary heart disease by the cardiologists revealed that patients who had suffered a heart attack failed to find the humor in a situation, such as wearing the same outfit to a party, 40 percent more often than their healthy counterparts. "We didn’t know whether that was cause and effect or just part and parcel of having the disease," Miller says.

They decided to investigate the possible healthy effects of laughter by measuring vascular dilation after people chuckled at funny bits or reacted to intense images. In total, the researchers gathered 160 measurements of blood flow in the brachial artery, which connects the shoulder and elbow, from the 10 men and 10 women.

While laughing, 19 of the subjects increased healthy blood flow by an average of 22 percent. And comparing the amused and stressful states brought on by film clips, more than 50 percent more blood flowed when laughing, according to the paper published in the current issue of Heart. In fact, being light-hearted boosted blood flow about the same amount as light exercise or drugs that lower cholesterol. Drama-induced stress, on the other hand, cut that rate by as much as angry memories or mental calculations.

"What that suggests, at the very least, is that laughter on a regular basis will undo some of the excess stress we face in our everyday lives," Miller notes.

"Patients at risk for cardiovascular disease should loosen up a bit."
—David Biello

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"As I'm a recovering failed back surgery patient, my life in no joke. I'm restricted to a wheelchair and have little to laugh at in my on life. But, I've got a lot of time to do nothing - so rather than be a do-nothing, I read your jokes. I ordered your joke book a soon as I saw it. James, my boy, you've got me in stitches since I started reading it. My nurse is concerned that I'm using more Adult Diapers because you have me laughing so hard, I'm pissing my pants!! Thanks for great work and for helping my depression"
-- Jay C. ("deadlegs daddy").

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This is an excellent joke and story book – the animation and sounds are an extra bonus! I hope you have a Book 2 coming out in the future. Just can’t wait for the next one!
-- Philip Wang ("the joker").

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James, your comedy book is really good, funny and amusing as well. I enjoyed myself tremendously. No need to say so much. You guys out there, just go and grab yourself a copy – you won’t regret it.
-- Dexter Rosario

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One of the best Ha! Ha! Books I’ve read so far. Makes an excellent gift for your boss, colleagues, friends and relatives. I’m going to order one for my cousin in Perth next week.
-- Y. C. Lee

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Hey James – I never knew you had so much idiotic jokes and interesting stuff in your collection! You have so many that I’ve never heard of before. Now I have a handy source of material I can use in my Toastmaster sessions!
-- Marianne Flinn

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Hey James man. I loved your joke book. Some of my favourites – are the Chilli tasting contest, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Boojer Dance – and many, many others. Let’s hope you do a Book 2 in less than the next 10 years!!
-- N. G Leo

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Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and laughter in your heart! I especially liked the Hokkien ‘Ah Beng’ jokes – just hilarious!
-- David Amos

 


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